Moist Collection of Dank Memes

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    Cartoon - Bosses at 1% health: Bosses in defeated cutscene
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    Cartoon - When your new girlfriend asks why the ruler has a mark at 2 inches I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise
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    Community - Female Twins: hey guys look we're twins! Bet you can't tell us apart! Male Twins: u/Chonken 13:59 Eating a Watermelon With My Clone Featureman 3.4M views 3 years ago
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    Heat - Dev: It may be a small indie game, but we guarantee it will take at least 5 hours of play to finish. Speedrunners: It's been eleven seconds.
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    Cartoon - Me: Do you want some water? British person: No thanks Me: What if I boil it so it's too hot to drink and put a leaf in it? British person: You son of a bitch, I'm in
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    Grass - When you find a librarian with mending in the crops Farming? Really? Man of your talents?
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    People - You gained 50 pounds CAVALIE Brits Americans
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    Sky - How my parents made Highschool sound: How it really is: HOLD: CONTROL TAIL Just kill me. Why don't I die faster? I know I failed, why don't I die? RN/PITCH FISH VERSION O BOSSA PROTOTYPE WORK IN PROGRE CAMERA
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    Common chimpanzee - JACCINES VACCINE CAUSE CAUSE VACCINES CCINE ACCIN CAUSE ACINE CAUS INP TU AUTO IMMIP SEIZURES DISEASE CAUSE GAUSE V CINES CAUSE LEARNIN BABLITA V CIN CAUS DEAT YACCINES CAUSE MAGE Apes together Still weak
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    Jumping - Me enjoying my birthday dinner Waiters coming in my direction clapping
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    Finger - Me without glasses What I see What my friends think I see
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    Organism - Boomers when a Teen can't write a letter Boomers when they lose all their retirement money to Nigerian Prince made with mematic
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    Action-adventure game - ME AND THE BOYS PLAYINGONLINE We have you four to one 中文用户名 I like those odds
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    Face - You got invited to a audition Their place is nicely furnished It's a black couch
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    Cartoon - Me to my crush: I like My crush: Omg, you you I líke too! My alarm clock: NOT SCIENTIFÍCALLY POSSIBLE!
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    Action figure - WANTED! This man keeps breaking into my dorm and putting bottles of PREGO MARINARA SAUCE under my pillow Why are you doing this? Do you work for Prego? Prego Have replaced my lock ELEVEN TIMES now View Footage of Man & CONTACT ME WITH ANY INFO: NOMOREMARINARA.com My goals are beyond your understanding.
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    Text - The entire class when your name is in the math problem
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    Dog - I think you're cute Wait! Stop Scrolling! me
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    Photo caption - 804 Shrek 805 shut 806 shut in 807 sites 808 skullfuck 809 sleazy 810 slut slut bucket 811 sluts 812 813 smut 814 smutty snuff 815 eedemu 016 #Demonetized #ASMR Reading Every Demonetized Word On Youtube (ASMR Style) Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime.
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    Text - Don't judge a book by its cover. The person who spent hours making the covers:
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    Organism - When you accidently take too múch LSD and end in a Sponge Bob episode BKIN Aight imma head out
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    People - The entire class Teacher Six year old me saying bad morning instead of good morning STAT
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    Product - Swedish people creating first names Swedish people creating last names
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    Technology - Elon Musk During the test, the Al bomb disposal robot stopped working because it understood it could die. @elonmusk 17 mar DETROIT BECOME Decent
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    Hair - *13.8 Billions Years Ago* Nothing The Universe We're gonna bang.
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    Line - Girls after masturbating: That felt so refreshing, time to move on! Boys after masturbating: Kirby has found your sin unforgivable
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    Flightless bird - Fapping is gay and very incest because you are of the same gender as yourself and related to yourself We did it boys, Masturbation s no more
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    Dress - girls at wedding boys at wedding
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    Architecture - Boys in the school bathroom The floor made with mematic
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    Text - Teacher: Explain why you have the exact same answer on the test as your classmate Me: Because the questions were the same 3:34 I am above the law 14K views 7 years ago
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    Face - Getting LEGOS for Christmas as an eight year old Getting LEGOs for Christmas as a fourteen year old
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    Face - Not a single person considered Sal to be the meme of the decade, making him tonight's biggest loser
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    Photo caption - Me faking a stomach ache watching my brother go to school
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    Font - I have created an infinite source of power Well that justooks like charging your phone with extra steps
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    Cartoon - When the teacher is roasting you for not knowing when the war of 1812 was but you boutta bring up her miscarriage *Ahem*
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    Text - When your dna test tells you you're German, French, British, Polish and Italian and a world war starts inside you:
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    Fictional character - When you're standing in train and didn't put your hand on the safety hand rails 16 Primed Sure Footed +100% Chance to Resist Knockdown WARFRAME
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    Product - When you look at yourself on the monitor at the store: $15 9 Viewz
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    Mammal - LIVE BREAKING NEWS LOCAL FOX GOES AWA 12:21 ADORABLE FLUFFBALL STRIKES AGAIN
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    Text - Girls when they get a compliment from a guy: Ugh thanks I guess Guys when they get a compliment from a girl:
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    Human - My two older children were trying to lay out all of their Pokémon cards, but the yourngest kept intervening, so they duct taped him to a chair. I could use troops like you in the 501st
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    Movie - i'm quitting youtube here's why. Jake Paul Did we just win made with mematic
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    Medical imaging - People who like tits People who like ass People who like baby yoda People who realize that r/dankmemes is literal shit the past couple weeks. Even r/teenagers and instagram have had less levels of normie shit. Every fucking meme is the same, just a overused reaction image to an overused joke. Please can we stop with this normie shit and come up with something even a little creative. Hell, half the post use old formats like this one as well as old jokes. I could go back to 2017
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    Helmet - Test with only Multiple Choice Questions We have you four to one Me who didn't study I like those odds
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    Adaptation - "Lava is called magma when underground Schools Students How to pay taxes? How to get a job?
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    Text - This is why I hate-video games It appeals to the male fantasy SOURLE Father's Love Amulet of Stendarr Blessing of Arkay Resist Frost The Warrior Stone Well Rested FATHER'S LOVE Healing spells and potions restore 25% more health for 8
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    Cartoon - "Thanks, ldblack hon" woman "Thanks, son" Old white u/PiranhePt-nt "You're a good kid" Local Tgang leader
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    Photo caption - Me when I spot an extra chicken nugget in the bag
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    Cartoon - When your new girlfriend asks why the ruler has a mark at 2 inches I' wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise
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    Roof - When your korean friend who hasn't been online in years logs on and carries you and your homie to a win: Eect u/Jupin210 Told you Morty, he's still got it. |(adult swim]
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    Marine mammal - The world Masturbation is no longer a sin The pope People in hell for masturbating
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    Helmet - Big titty weeb gf Me u/CluckCold Me Big titty weebgf Igotta get one of those.
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    Bat - he protecc he atacc but most important he uses echolocation to find snacc
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    Text - Guess who's looking at memes instead of socializing with their family
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    Internet meme - EXIT Gen Zand Millennials standing up to the boomers Theirmeme getting beat by a clown
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    Cartoon - If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study Teachers: No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game.
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    Snout - SEEING BOOBS FOR THE 1ST TIME SEEING BOOBS FOR THE 1000TH TIME unvade with mematic

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